The Theme is Lingerie

Okay ladies, I felt like writing something fun and silly about lingerie. I see these crazy tidbits all the time and since I normally review luxury collections or announce new bridal lines, the oddball stuff just gets thrown away since it does not fit into my high-end writings.

But I figured, why not pool all the snippets together and make a quick useless post. So the only purpose of this article is to make you laugh and I hope you do find it amusing, as I had quite a giggle myself pulling it together.

Now if you do not want the expense and work of maintaining your fine lingerie, go for the easy dust off model – The Lingerie Lamp. Aptly named Tramp Lamps, these sexy numbers will light up any boudoir. As silly as the idea sounds, the artist takes great pride in her craftsmanship. Vintage inspired, each lingerie lamp is handcrafted and different than the others. The Christa, cream bustier is actually very pretty with red bow and bead trimmings while the gorgeous Sylvie bustier is perfect with white fur trim and lovely pink bodice. If we could all look that good forever!

And here’s one that recently broke the airwaves. Paper lingerie for the dead. It seems that for the Qingming Festival, people buy large amounts of paper lingerie to offer their deceased female family members to keep them happy in the afterlife. The lingerie comes in pretty patterned sets or even monogrammed pieces. A chic pair of floral panties trimmed with gold-coloured studs sells quite well.

Then, there’s the lingerie clad PC mouse. No doubt made exclusively for men. What were they thinking?

Have you seen the edible lingerie? Little coloured candies on a string that make up cute bras and panties. I guess they could serve a purpose. Hmmm, fun time in candy land, anyone?

And the last item was the “Call Me Panty”, a kangaroo style pink panty with little pouch to carry a cellphone. Turn the phone on vibrate and I think you get the picture!

Well that is enough of my fact is stranger than fiction. Time to get back to some serious lingerie reviewing.